Finally a pick this week! The pick is Scalped #18 (Vertigo), and the Fast Five picks include DMZ #32 (Vertigo), Zorro #4 (Dynamite Entertainment), Superman / Batman #49 (DC), Wolverine #66 (Marvel), and World of Warcraft #8 (WildStorm).

If I seem a little tired, forgive me; Martians attacked my house in the dead of night, and I had to slowly pick them off one by one with a machete, and a can of whipped-cream.